You know what I think is romantic? Flowers.
You know what Jason and Rachael Storm think is romantic? Formaldehyde.
Hey, to each his own, right?
The newly-minted Storms beat marital cynics to the punch and tied the knot at a Michigan funeral home, The Associated Press reports.
We’ll pause here to give you a moment to come up with your own snarky till-death-do-us-part joke.
OK.
And it gets better - the Storms had their reception at the funeral home too. It was … ahem … a killer party. Zing!
The couple is well-versed in the life con corpse — Jason is a funeral director himself.
So when it came time to pick a place to tie the knot, the Menchinger Family Funeral Home seemed as good a place as any.
“I look at it as, if you go to a church and get married, how many caskets do you think have been rolled down that aisle?” he told The Herald-Palladium of St. Joseph.
Riiiiiiiiight.
The minister who conducted the ceremony tried to make the best of it, noting that the room is usually filled with “sadness and contemplation,” but that day it was filled with “joy and celebration.”
You’ll notice he artfully neglected to mention the fact it is also usually filled with FREAKY DEAD PEOPLE OMG.
The Storms said initially some of their guests refused to attend, but they warmed to the idea once they were assured there wouldn’t be any caskets or corpses in the room.
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So I just created a new album of chicks I think are HOT and I will be adding more pics in there so keep looking 
JESSE JANE is’nt the only hot Woman I LOVE!! lol theres a few more!!
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Police: Jealous man punched girlfriend’s cat to death
PASADENA, Texas — Pasadena police say a man was so jealous of his girlfriend’s cat that he punched hitting it with his fist.
PASADENA POLICE DEPT.
Nathan Aubrey
The 7-month-old cat died.
Nathan Aubrey was arrested and charged with animal cruelty.
The whole thing started last week when the couple got into an argument.
She grabbed her cat and tried to leave their apartment in the 2200 block of Harris.
Police said Nathan Aubrey, 23, was so mad that he hit the cat.
“He told officers that he had become angry at the cat because his girlfriend loved on the cat more than she loved on him,” Pasadena Police Department spokesman Vance Mitchell told the Pasadena Citizen.
Aubrey is being held in the Harris County Jail on a $2,000 bond.
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Despite her reclusive nature, Digital Playground’s directrix-in-residence Celeste must surely be one of the hardest working women in the adult business: this week she’s responsible for the release of “Jesse Jane: Sexy Hot” starring the titular pint-sized porn powerhouse along with a pre-impregnanted Eva Angelina, Audrey Bitoni, and Sarah Vandella. While it has everything you’ve come to expect from a DP production–good lighting, excellent camerawork, enthusiastic performances, and sets that make us think we really need to do something about all those milk crates that function as “decor” here at Fleshbot Central–we have to admit the title is kind of, well, obvious. Who really needs to be reminded that Jesse Jane is, in fact, sexy and hot? Next thing you know Celeste is going to release a DVD called “You WIll Masturbate To This”. Where’s the mystery, folks?
No matter, though: maybe that title was left deliberately generic so as you wouldn’t be distracted from the sight of Jesse getting drilled harder than a stretch of Alaskan coastline. After all, it’s been a long road for the former army brat who worked her way up the porn ladder to become one of the adult industry’s biggest stars, and she deserves all the attention for her hard work that she can get. And to think that it all started for Jesse with serving hot wings at Hooters! Mmm, hot wings. (Somehow, though, we don’t think that’s what inspired the title.)
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